Bearman Condoms
So a few days ago my friend Lynn did a post saying she found a site that would put your face on a condom. Not having a pic, she decided to use my almost famous avatar and claimed to have sent away for some. This started a whole firestorm of conversation.
Then yesterday I post something about a cartoon I did for a friend and the Friggin Loon started to hijack my post going back to the condom thing. So I decided to let you all play here. Come up with whatever jokes, slogans, ribs, jabs, pokes (not that kind of poke) you want.
UPDATE: Check out Purple Hatters Gross Cartoon he did on Bearman Condoms WARNING Not Safe for Keeping Food Down.
January 7, 2010 at 6:34 am
oh geez, i can’t wait for these comment to start rolling in! thanks for the mention!
January 7, 2010 at 8:59 am
It’s Your Fault. haha
January 7, 2010 at 10:16 am
Blahahahhahahaa Bearman, 2010 just got a whole lot better 🙂
January 7, 2010 at 6:50 am
Best 80 cents I ever spent!
January 7, 2010 at 9:00 am
hmmm…but did it work?
January 7, 2010 at 6:56 am
Oh Gawd! Sheepskin? HA!
January 7, 2010 at 9:00 am
I figure someone will ask why I didn’t use bearskin. But we need to save the bears.
January 7, 2010 at 7:51 am
For the nature lover 🙂
January 7, 2010 at 9:01 am
Speaking of nature..the white death is coming.
January 7, 2010 at 8:12 am
so thin, she won’t even know you’re wearing one.
January 7, 2010 at 9:01 am
At least that is what the guy will say. “Oh yeah honey, I am wearing a condom. It’s just so thin you don’t even know I am wearing one”
January 7, 2010 at 8:18 am
For the best you’ve ever had!!
January 7, 2010 at 9:02 am
The best there ever was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
January 7, 2010 at 8:44 am
So, you have Welsh ancestry then bearman, dai bach!
They’m all sheep shaggers.
The item should be washable and last a few goes, so why 12?
January 7, 2010 at 9:02 am
Because I know how Americans are wasteful.
January 7, 2010 at 9:46 am
Packaging is very important. Or something like that. 😉
January 7, 2010 at 12:34 pm
That’s why I used my patented orange color..haha
January 7, 2010 at 10:15 am
Bearman condoms …for any dick 🙂
January 7, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Why limit it to just Richards??
January 7, 2010 at 1:15 pm
*lauging* one size fits dick. i love it!
January 7, 2010 at 10:15 am
Bearman Condoms: Not only are they made of premium sheep skin: you get the entire sheep. But wait: If you order within the next thirty minutes, you get a free set of Ginsu knives, making it easy to fillet that sheep onto mouth watering cuts of meat.*
*You pay shipping and handling charges.
January 7, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Hey I could start selling them at butcher shops.
January 7, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Special! Today only . . . XXL sheepskin condom filled with your favorite cut of lamb. Only $9.95 each.
January 7, 2010 at 8:59 pm
smelly condom.
January 8, 2010 at 12:30 am
Used condom 😦
January 7, 2010 at 11:03 am
Send a pack to the Zoo, to the people who take care of the Grizzly cages.
Make sure to send them cub size though.
January 7, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Hey what do you have against the Bear keepers.haha
January 7, 2010 at 11:24 am
Let’s change it to Lubricated and add “Bear grease never tasted so good”.
January 7, 2010 at 12:36 pm
ugh…gagged.
January 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Totally 😦
January 7, 2010 at 11:58 pm
MAN, THERE IS SOME REAL FUNNY STUFF WITH THESE FOLKS BEARMAN!
January 7, 2010 at 11:59 am
Bearman Condoms:
“Once you go Bearman you’ll never go bare…man.”
“The Official Condom of Saturday Morning Cartoons”
“For The Animal Lover In All Of Us”
January 7, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Don’t go Bare Man! Go Bearman!
January 7, 2010 at 12:37 pm
There’s my favorite.
January 7, 2010 at 1:01 pm
BS and I are good collaboraters.
January 8, 2010 at 9:10 am
True dat!
January 7, 2010 at 11:56 pm
OH THAT IS FUNNY……….I CAN THINK OF A REAL RANK CARTOON IN THIS ONE….
January 7, 2010 at 1:17 pm
ya see? bschooled has snark down to a science. that first one is the best line ever for this post!
January 7, 2010 at 11:59 am
“Bearman condoms are non-lubricated…since she won’t be either!” 😛
January 7, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Ouch
January 7, 2010 at 12:05 pm
SHEEP SKIN, BEARMAN CONDOMS LEADING THE WAY IN THE NEW FORM OF VD…………”HEADLINE NEWS TOP STORY OF THE DAY”
January 7, 2010 at 12:06 pm
CUBE SIZE FOUND TO HAVE A LARGE BUBBLE IN THE END……..MORE ON THE SEVEN O’CLOCK NEWS…..
January 7, 2010 at 12:13 pm
AHEAD ON THE TEN O’CLOCK NEWS, BEARMAN COMDOMS LINKED TO RIPPING SKIN, MAD MOTHERS FILE LAWSUIT IN PROTEST OF NON- LUB CUBE SIZE CONDOMS….. NO SUIT FILED AGAINST THE GRIZZLY SIZE, MAD MOTHERS CLAIM THEY HAVE NOT FOUND A MAN LARGE ENOUGH FOR THAT ONE YET! MORE AT TEN……
January 7, 2010 at 12:16 pm
LOUD MOUTH LOUISE FOUND THAT THE BEARMAN GRIZZLY SIZE CONDOMS ARE GREAT FOR SOAKING HER FALSE TEETH IN AT NIGHT!
January 7, 2010 at 12:17 pm
I CAN GO ON A ON BUT I WON’T!!!!!
January 7, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Keep going.
January 7, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I DID ONE BETTER THAN THAT…….I DREW ONE OUT COME CHECK IT OUT….
http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/the-new-grizzly-bearman-condoms/
January 7, 2010 at 4:54 pm
OK SINCE YOU THOUGHT THE LAST ONE WAS SICK! TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE…..
http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/ad-for-the-grizzly-bearman-condoms/
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January 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Nice and a bit disturbing too.
January 7, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Rubber the wrong way with Bearman condoms?
Bearman Condoms, keeping the lead in your pencil since 2010.
Bearman Condoms, putting a lid on your sharpie!
Lovely packaging Bearman but I wonder why you only refer to “her” pleasure. You’re limiting your market but not recognizing the potential of the “Bear” market, if you will.
As Friggin loon would say, Bwahahaha
January 7, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Trojans refer to “Her Pleasure” Read closely Don. Bearman Condoms say “Who gives a damn about her pleasure” May be why they are unlubricated sheepskin.
January 7, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Blahahahaha Mr Mills, very funny. A 12 pack hey Bearman, I like a man with high expectations 🙂
January 7, 2010 at 8:49 pm
i’m questioning how reliable these really will be….
January 7, 2010 at 8:58 pm
NO RETURNS after use.
January 7, 2010 at 11:54 pm
YOU CANNOT GO WRONG WITH SHEEP SKIN……………….
January 7, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Should Goldilocks be worried?
January 8, 2010 at 12:22 pm
ONLY FROM POPA BEAR……………..GRIZZLY SIZE AND ALL!!!!
January 7, 2010 at 10:48 pm
” So easy , No wonder Bearman Condoms are #1″
“It takes a tough man to make a tender Bearman condom”
” Get back your ahh, with Bearman Condoms”
“It’s different in a Bearman Condom”
“Got a Bearman Condom? You’re in luck
“Bearman Condoms take me away “
January 8, 2010 at 9:08 am
Get back your ROAR.
January 8, 2010 at 9:08 am
I thought it was Calgon that takes you away.
January 8, 2010 at 2:17 am
One of your best
January 8, 2010 at 9:09 am
Should be giving them away at the gimcrack.
January 8, 2010 at 2:25 am
BEARMAN, I COULD NOT RESIST DOING ANOTHER ONE FOR FUN ….. HERE IS A LINK TO IT…
http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/berman-condoms-flavors-offered/
January 8, 2010 at 9:09 am
You are a machine!!!
January 8, 2010 at 12:19 pm
NO, I JUST DO NOT SLEEP MUCH, AND THIS IS SO FUNNY! I KEEP RUNNING ALL KINDS OF IDEAS THROUGH MY HEAD! YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS ONE IS A KEEPER, ONE THAT WILL HANG ON YOUR NAME FOR A LONG TIME TO COME? BEARMAN CODOMS, WILL BE A HOUSE HOLD NAME, A NIGHT CLUB FAVORITE, AND A RED LIGHT DISTRICT ALL TIME MOST USED DRIPPING DELISHES FAVORITE!
January 8, 2010 at 7:27 am
Dude, you’re just mr. popularity in the cartoon world….getting your pic on a condom, there isn’t anywhere else to go, you just reached the pinnacle of your profession….
January 8, 2010 at 9:10 am
Or the bottom.
January 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
A good position in the condom market.
January 8, 2010 at 10:05 am
What am I supposed to do with a fishnet condom?
January 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm
GO FISHING I GUESS!
January 8, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Oh my…. I don’t know how to comment on this. Well done, sir.
January 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm
THIS JUST IN…………http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/just-in-the-n-b-l-sponsors-bearman-condoms/
January 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm
I AM NOT SURE WHY IT DID NOT CLICK THROUGH BUT LETS TRY THIS
http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/just-in-the-n-b-l-sponsors-bearman-condoms/
January 8, 2010 at 4:35 pm
BEARMAN, THANKS FOR THE UPDATE UNDER YOUR HEADING I JUST SEEN IT!
January 8, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Pay attention…I did that after your first one..hahah
January 9, 2010 at 3:03 am
WELL, SOMETIMES THIS OLD MAN IS SLOW………..ONE TRACK MIND AND ALL!
January 9, 2010 at 1:34 pm
My AC comic for Monday is kinda related to this subject, but I swear I created it a couple of weeks ago and didn’t steal the concept from you guys. 🙂
January 9, 2010 at 2:01 pm
OH…so I STOLE the idea from YOU!! haha nice try.