Bearman Condoms

So a few days ago my friend Lynn did a post saying she found a site that would put your face on a condom.  Not having a pic, she decided to use my almost famous avatar and claimed to have sent away for some.  This started a whole firestorm of conversation.

Then yesterday I post something about a  cartoon I did for a friend and the Friggin Loon started to hijack my post going back to the condom thing.  So I decided to let you all play here.  Come up with whatever jokes, slogans, ribs, jabs, pokes (not that kind of poke) you want.

UPDATE: Check out Purple Hatters Gross Cartoon he did on Bearman Condoms  WARNING Not Safe for Keeping Food Down.

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79 Responses to “Bearman Condoms”

  1. oh geez, i can’t wait for these comment to start rolling in! thanks for the mention!

  2. tracybradycartoons Says:

    Best 80 cents I ever spent!

  3. Oh Gawd! Sheepskin? HA!

  4. For the nature lover 🙂

  5. so thin, she won’t even know you’re wearing one.

  6. For the best you’ve ever had!!

  7. So, you have Welsh ancestry then bearman, dai bach!

    They’m all sheep shaggers.

    The item should be washable and last a few goes, so why 12?

  8. Packaging is very important. Or something like that. 😉

  9. Bearman condoms …for any dick 🙂

  10. Bearman Condoms: Not only are they made of premium sheep skin: you get the entire sheep. But wait: If you order within the next thirty minutes, you get a free set of Ginsu knives, making it easy to fillet that sheep onto mouth watering cuts of meat.*

    *You pay shipping and handling charges.

  11. Send a pack to the Zoo, to the people who take care of the Grizzly cages.
    Make sure to send them cub size though.

  12. Let’s change it to Lubricated and add “Bear grease never tasted so good”.

  13. Bearman Condoms:

    “Once you go Bearman you’ll never go bare…man.”

    “The Official Condom of Saturday Morning Cartoons”

    “For The Animal Lover In All Of Us”

  14. “Bearman condoms are non-lubricated…since she won’t be either!” 😛

  15. SHEEP SKIN, BEARMAN CONDOMS LEADING THE WAY IN THE NEW FORM OF VD…………”HEADLINE NEWS TOP STORY OF THE DAY”

    • CUBE SIZE FOUND TO HAVE A LARGE BUBBLE IN THE END……..MORE ON THE SEVEN O’CLOCK NEWS…..

      • AHEAD ON THE TEN O’CLOCK NEWS, BEARMAN COMDOMS LINKED TO RIPPING SKIN, MAD MOTHERS FILE LAWSUIT IN PROTEST OF NON- LUB CUBE SIZE CONDOMS….. NO SUIT FILED AGAINST THE GRIZZLY SIZE, MAD MOTHERS CLAIM THEY HAVE NOT FOUND A MAN LARGE ENOUGH FOR THAT ONE YET! MORE AT TEN……

  16. LOUD MOUTH LOUISE FOUND THAT THE BEARMAN GRIZZLY SIZE CONDOMS ARE GREAT FOR SOAKING HER FALSE TEETH IN AT NIGHT!

  17. I CAN GO ON A ON BUT I WON’T!!!!!

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  19. Nice and a bit disturbing too.

  20. Rubber the wrong way with Bearman condoms?

    Bearman Condoms, keeping the lead in your pencil since 2010.

    Bearman Condoms, putting a lid on your sharpie!

    Lovely packaging Bearman but I wonder why you only refer to “her” pleasure. You’re limiting your market but not recognizing the potential of the “Bear” market, if you will.

    As Friggin loon would say, Bwahahaha

  21. i’m questioning how reliable these really will be….

  22. Should Goldilocks be worried?

  23. ” So easy , No wonder Bearman Condoms are #1″
    “It takes a tough man to make a tender Bearman condom”

    ” Get back your ahh, with Bearman Condoms”
    “It’s different in a Bearman Condom”

    “Got a Bearman Condom? You’re in luck

    “Bearman Condoms take me away “

  24. One of your best

  25. BEARMAN, I COULD NOT RESIST DOING ANOTHER ONE FOR FUN ….. HERE IS A LINK TO IT…
    http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/berman-condoms-flavors-offered/

    • You are a machine!!!

      • NO, I JUST DO NOT SLEEP MUCH, AND THIS IS SO FUNNY! I KEEP RUNNING ALL KINDS OF IDEAS THROUGH MY HEAD! YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS ONE IS A KEEPER, ONE THAT WILL HANG ON YOUR NAME FOR A LONG TIME TO COME? BEARMAN CODOMS, WILL BE A HOUSE HOLD NAME, A NIGHT CLUB FAVORITE, AND A RED LIGHT DISTRICT ALL TIME MOST USED DRIPPING DELISHES FAVORITE!

  26. Dude, you’re just mr. popularity in the cartoon world….getting your pic on a condom, there isn’t anywhere else to go, you just reached the pinnacle of your profession….

  27. What am I supposed to do with a fishnet condom?

  28. Oh my…. I don’t know how to comment on this. Well done, sir.

  29. BEARMAN, THANKS FOR THE UPDATE UNDER YOUR HEADING I JUST SEEN IT!

  30. My AC comic for Monday is kinda related to this subject, but I swear I created it a couple of weeks ago and didn’t steal the concept from you guys. 🙂

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