This year, I gave my mum/mom a pair oven mitts ’cause the ones we have are too thin or have holes in them. And also ’cause she rarely uses them and when she burns herself, instead of putting her hand under cold water, she allows a blister to form and then she puts a dollop of toothpaste on the blister. I told her she no longer has any excuse to waste our toothpaste.
I can’t believe how these ridiculous Snuggies have taken over the world. No way in hell you’d see me in one of those. NO WAY. Nope. Nuh-uh. Maybe one day when someone makes a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles snuggie. Maybe then. I don’t see that happening any time soon.