Bearman Cartoon: Rabbi Shmuley Boteach New Celebrity Spiritualist
The Beatles started it all when turning to Maharishi Mahesh Yogi for spiritual advice. Then came the Dalai Lama. Next was Scientology and Kabbalah. Now it seems when celebrities find themselves in a moral dilemma (or a rather a publicity crisis) the man to turn to is Kosher Sex author, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.
Obviously Michael Jackson and now Jon Gosselin are his higher profile devotees but what other celebs have/will turn to the Rabbi to right their moral compass.
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Bearman Cartoons 
November 3, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Why was his session taped? Were they both getting paid? What a bunch of crap.
November 3, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Tape it…sell it to the media. Everyone wins.
November 4, 2009 at 4:19 am
Really?, Some might lost it.
November 3, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Hmm, he wouldn’t get much of a response from Jacko.
November 3, 2009 at 10:00 pm
No but I think he wrote a book about his dealings with Michael over the years.
November 3, 2009 at 10:37 pm
ppftt if celebrities want to spend their money on guidance and future telling they can come to me. I have the gift… and from $300 per hour (climing scale used) i could tell them what to do and what the future holds for them…
Lindsay Lohan session with Guru Susispice:
“in your future I see a light…”
“a light?”
“Yes a light..its flickering.. because your electricity is about to cut up because ur so broke”
November 4, 2009 at 4:55 pm
funny comment susi!
November 3, 2009 at 10:37 pm
cut off…
November 3, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Nice one Susi. Nice one Bearman too.
November 4, 2009 at 8:39 am
I thought that was her cigarette.
November 4, 2009 at 4:56 pm
or her flickering fame… bearman, what’s that smirk on your face?
November 4, 2009 at 9:30 am
Kosher sex? So that means sex without iodized salt? No pork? Kinda takes all the fun out of it. I remember that time when I had this Vietnamese pig and a shaker of iodized salt, and we . . .
November 4, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Does Kosher Sex really = No Porking?
November 4, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Makes one wonder about the whole sausage thing, doesn’t it?
November 5, 2009 at 12:17 am
A sausage with no foreskin? Sorry no delicate way to put it 😦
November 5, 2009 at 8:20 am
Still can be a Kosher Pickle
November 5, 2009 at 8:47 am
Porkin’ with a kosher pickle. A new tradition is born. Will the circle be unbroken.
November 5, 2009 at 9:12 am
Your answer is here Jammer
http://www.cafepress.com/wacksack/3445020
November 5, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I guess wearing the pickled pigs feet wouldn’t be too kosher, huh?
November 4, 2009 at 11:39 am
Those glass boxes always look so tempting to break! I mean, come on, they are basically built to be broken AND they provide you with a tiny hammer / implement of destruction!
November 4, 2009 at 6:03 pm
How many times did you end up in the principals office
November 5, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I think I broke the record for broken … breakable boxes?! 🙂
November 4, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I love the way he’s just kinda folded up in there just waiting to burst forth to help some troubled celebrity the moment that glass breaks
November 4, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I wanted to make him more smiley but it took away from his beard.
November 4, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Do you think he’ll do damage control for cartoonists? I may need his number one day.
November 5, 2009 at 8:20 am
Only after you have a hit series or recording. Maybe you should have him sit down with Hank haha
November 5, 2009 at 11:17 am
Hey bearman, good chatting last night (was it last night? I can’t remember. I threw away my Julian calendar centuries and centurions ago and now live in a seamless but confusing space time continuum). Anyway, thanks for all your sales presentation ideas. As always, you’re really thinking outside the box. In fact, your idea to “hit potential clients over the head with a box” was my favourite, and the first one I’ll try. It’s an “attention grabber” alright. And while I’m still not sold on your ideas of “setting the building on fire” or “live sex show presentations” I’m willing to try anything once. I’ll let you know how it all turns out.
November 5, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Here was the plan Alan.
Lay out your presentation. When they hammer and haw, is when you light the fire. In the uproar they will not remember whether or not they said yes or not. You say they said yes and send the product with an invoice.
November 5, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Great! Good plan! Got it. So, when you say “lay out your presentation” you mean my genitals, right? And then light them on fire… Hmmm… Okay, well, if you say so… I’ll do anything for a sale.
November 5, 2009 at 7:38 pm
NM…just come with me to San Jose for Pinkerton presentation and I’ll show you what I mean.
November 5, 2009 at 8:45 pm
ooo alantru and bearman sitting in a tree…k i …
November 5, 2009 at 11:27 am
for some reason, seeing him under glass reminds me of Lenin’s tomb!!!
November 5, 2009 at 6:05 pm
He’s ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIVE!