Internet Porn

I am thinking of just making internet comic porn my vocation. My cartoon about Marge Simpson’s Playboy Centerfold still draws more views per day than recent items.  Here are todays search top 8 search terms phrases used in wordpress to find my site:

  • marge simpson playboy
  • marge simpson playboy pics
  • marge simpson centerfold
  • marge simpson playboy centerfold
  • halloween politcal cartoons 09
  • marge simpson centrefold  (I didn’t realize they allowed mispellings)
  • halloween cartoons
  • the simpson porn

I love that someone was searching for “simpson porn” ewwwww.  Or maybe I’ll just keep doing what I do and tag each item with the word “nude” or “kim jong”.  Either should draw some traffic.

40 Responses to “Internet Porn”

  1. never fails, sex sells! it’s the one thing we never seem to tire of…

  2. So do you draw traffic a lot? Cars are so hard to draw. Now Kim Jong Il, there’s a man I could draw all day long :)

  3. Susi Spice Says:

    yeah people are quite sick they want to see cartoon sex, prob carton sex too. maybe do a series of the ladies of springfield in a playboy type setting or even better do the men of springfield in a playboy setting haha…just watch out for copyright infringements hehe.

  4. Ummmm…..yah.

  5. Okay, you take Simpsons porn and I’ll take the demons. These queries are certainly food for thought.

  6. Here are some tags that I guarantee will bring you tons of traffic-

    The Hoff, Cameltoe, Cougar, Jamie Lee Curtis/Hermaphrodite (either/or), butcher (no idea why), vagima (exact spelling)

  7. And Bearman where is your friggin cartoon? I was at least hoping for a Kim Jong il pointing a finger at a bin :(

  8. wot’s wrong with spelling centrefold the Aussie way?

  9. I think a nice spread with Smurfette on a tractor wearing a thong might bring in tons of weirdos

  10. Imagine what “nude Kim Jong” would bring in

  11. Heres a new one that will attract people to your site! Sarah Palins nude images riding a Moose! Someone will be looking for that…. o.O *cough* …someone….

  12. So that’s why I get almost 20 spam comments a day for my AC comic “Girls, Girls, Girls”. I need to change the tags on that thing. :)

  13. Sex sells……..it was a huge story too..

    a cartoon celeb going in playboy-all the pervs came out lol

  14. Wow . . . internet cartoon porn. Hmmm . . . let’s see: Daffy Duck and Cat Woman; Goofy And Scooby Doo; Spongebob Squarepants and Jessica Rabbit.

  15. What the???
    I was searching for internet porn & all I get is a cartoon blog!!!!
    What gives???

  16. Sexy Sheep is still one of my top searches on my stats page. Those photos were months ago & the police cleared me of those charges anyway…

  17. that’s so hilarious. I’m sure people seek out much weirder in blogworld. I’ve noticed people search for ‘zombies’ alot to get to my blog. And once ‘zombies in turtlenecks’, which is too awesome.

  18. “centre” isn’t a misspelling. that’s how we Aussies spell it.

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