Marge Simpson Playboy Centerfold Pictorial
I am sure I am not the first to think about this cartoon idea when I heard that Marge Simpson is going to be the centerfold on an upcoming issue of Playboy Magazine. I guess the phrase does the carpet match the curtains is true in her case.
I hear there is a huge following for cartoon porn. Personally I don’t get it. On the bright side I guess I’ll get a lot of traffic from pervs.
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October 12, 2009 at 9:21 am
yeah… I think that Playboy has totally jumped the shark with this…
October 12, 2009 at 11:20 am
Well they are getting a lot of publicity from it.
October 12, 2009 at 9:39 am
That is awesome! Lol. The funny thing is I could only imagine it being that way.
October 12, 2009 at 11:21 am
Your sick that way.
October 12, 2009 at 9:47 am
looks like she has a blue hair covered peepee… or fireman if u will… i read ages ago that in Japan there was a man who launched an actual petition so that laws could be changed to include the ability to marry a cartoon character… and they say americans are weird… haha
October 12, 2009 at 11:21 am
that was the fear using that pose but I was trying NOT to be so graphic.
October 12, 2009 at 10:03 am
D’oh! 🙂
October 12, 2009 at 10:09 am
By the way, Mr. B – my curiosity has gotten the better of me – is your word press avatar a ‘toonified quasi self-portrait?!
October 12, 2009 at 11:21 am
No…I am much better looking.
October 12, 2009 at 7:35 pm
u wish lol
October 12, 2009 at 8:14 pm
What are you peeking in my window? Are you saying I can’t be better looking than a triangle faced green haired guy with his tongue out?
October 13, 2009 at 12:04 am
i plead the 5th…PS u left your jar of mayonnaise without the lid on in your kitchen… ..i mean… I SENSE it….
October 13, 2009 at 5:15 am
Hate mayo. I use Miracle Whip. Wrong house..haha
October 12, 2009 at 10:59 am
LMFAO – that is great and so fitting Bear. I love it, I’ll post the link on my facebook pages.
October 12, 2009 at 11:22 am
Thanks Jo, Jor, Jordy.
October 12, 2009 at 12:54 pm
You are more than welcome.
October 12, 2009 at 11:23 am
Who knew she had such a kickin’ body under that non-descript tube dress?
October 12, 2009 at 4:44 pm
She’s not bad…she’s just drawn that way.
October 12, 2009 at 11:27 am
Cartoon porn? Yeah I don’t get it either….but traffic is traffic. I have had some weird Google search hits from time to time. My personal ewwww fave is “Gay Indian Horse Sex”. Which of course is not on my site. LOL
It will be funny to see how all the pervs get to your site.
October 12, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Usually they have it bookmarked. As you can see I get the same perv commenters all the time.haha j/k
October 12, 2009 at 11:38 am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her special place could do with a bit of a defrizz i think though 😀
October 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Don’t worry…Playboy is known to Photoshop their pictures.
October 13, 2009 at 2:59 am
Oh so it hasn’t been photoshopped!!!! Ewh!
October 12, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I would most definitely hit that.
October 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm
The shorter list is the one that lists those you wouldn’t
October 12, 2009 at 1:25 pm
HA! That’d be funny instead of pixelated or blacked-out parts there would be a giant blue beehive over the naughty bits in pictures.
October 12, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Doesn’t Marge know she could end up with a roach infestation that will eat her brain sporting a beehive.
October 12, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Now, am I going to be the only person to mention that Marge’s hair is done up in a ‘perm’ and who does the ‘perm job’ down ‘there’? Boggles the mind…
Very cool comic and made me spit out my Mountain Dew… you bastard! 🙂
October 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm
And how does she afford a perm all the time on Homer’s strategy. Now if I can only get you spit it out through your nose, I would be a happy man.
October 12, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Hahaha! I hope that’s not a cozy she’s wearing! You got me with this one, B! 😀
October 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm
No…where is Alan Truitt? For once I can say she might be wearing a Merkin.
October 12, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I’m thinking it’s a sheep. Hey, if yer gonna create cartoon porn, might as well be cartoon bestiality porn. Homer’d probably dig it.
October 12, 2009 at 7:38 pm
oh jammer… eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
October 12, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Double ewww…or ewe in Jammers case.
October 13, 2009 at 11:10 am
I can see Homer now. “Mmmm….bestiality.” 🙂
October 13, 2009 at 3:01 am
Merkin….that was my line….damn….waiting. waiting, waiting and then I am late to the friggin party!
October 13, 2009 at 5:18 am
I don’t remember hearing you ever use that.
October 13, 2009 at 5:42 am
I was keeping it under wraps for the appropriate timing 🙂
October 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm
A blue merkin!?!?!??!
I will alert Mr. Truit at once.
thanks Bearman.
October 12, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Thanks Donald. I figured he had an alert anytime that came up on the web much like Jammer does with finger.
October 12, 2009 at 7:40 pm
i have acustomed…to her comments… where is frigginloon!? 😦
im going to be really sick and say…. imagine that homer would have to go through all that hair on her taco to get to the good bit……it would be like trying to break through jungle
October 12, 2009 at 8:16 pm
I am trying to think of something to respond to that but suddenly I am hungry for mexican food.
October 13, 2009 at 12:13 am
mmmm wouldnt mind some mole… yummm
October 13, 2009 at 3:03 am
I’m here, I’m here waving Susi Spice! Geez and here I was thinking Marge is a lesbian!
October 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm
OMG THAT is gross! >_<
October 13, 2009 at 5:16 am
Thank you.
October 12, 2009 at 10:33 pm
I am not a fan of cartoons nor cartoon porn. What should that blue thing between her legs represent? Come on…enlighten me please.
This isn’t sexy or appealing – maybe her hands covering her boobs was a good idea.
Not a good thing to continue.
October 13, 2009 at 5:17 am
Marge is known for her beehive hairdo. I imagined if she is posing for playboy her lower hair would sport the same.
October 13, 2009 at 1:01 am
You could draw for the Simpsons anytime. Yours may be better than what ends up in Playboy. I can’t believe what’s in your mind.. wait.. yeah I can.
October 13, 2009 at 5:17 am
Yes you CAN!
October 13, 2009 at 11:11 am
Man, look at those silk sheets. I love your fabric skills, B!
October 13, 2009 at 4:56 pm
All about the fabric.
October 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm
okay, i’m kinda shy but i’m just gonna put this out there…. initially i thought you had depicted marge as a tranny and one of those golf club covers over the boner. i’m serious bearman. look at it again! now that i think about it, playboy doesn’t go that far!
October 13, 2009 at 4:57 pm
First…you shy?? bwahahahah
Well I figured it looked kind of looked phallic when I drew it and some people might mistake hair for something else but to make it more obvious would mean I would have had to make it more graphic which I wasn’t going to do.
October 13, 2009 at 6:59 pm
yeah it’s graphic enough–funny any way you look at it!
October 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm
there’s something strangely disturbing about this….I agree with Lynn.
October 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Is the picture disturbing or the fact that you agree with Lynn?
October 13, 2009 at 5:02 pm
the cartoon…the second blue-do!
October 14, 2009 at 3:09 pm
i can read this comment ya know.
October 14, 2009 at 9:15 pm
You were supposed to…haha
October 13, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Ummmm….I don’t think you want to know what my first impression was of this.
October 13, 2009 at 7:25 pm
that good huh?
October 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm
G~ great minds think alike. (wink)
October 16, 2009 at 10:13 am
I agree with Lynn, I thought Tranny for a moment till I made the hair connection
October 16, 2009 at 10:14 am
I wonder if Homer will join her for a few couples shots
October 16, 2009 at 10:58 am
It’s not Hustler. Come on Tony..haha
October 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Nice merkin, Marge. It looks very dildo-esque. )( know, I know, I was requested not to leave a comment, but, well, what can I say? I’m a rebel in a suit and tie.)
October 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Who is requestiing that you stop commenting. That is like trying to stuff diarhea back inside.
October 17, 2009 at 4:00 am
Great Simpson drawing. I didn’t think Marge’s rack would be that big though.
October 17, 2009 at 7:55 am
It’s that binding clothing.
October 29, 2009 at 3:59 pm
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